I'm full of ideas. Some are great and some are almost great. The problem is, I'm afraid when the perfect time comes for me to execute any of them, they'll escape me. Or someone will beat me to it.
Well, you heard it here first. The fabulous ideas that I will SOMEDAY put into practice!
1) For when I become a mom: a blog called "Don't Bite the Boob that Feeds." Sure it's a little gross but I think most moms will get it. I got the idea at a baby shower the other day when two of my friends, Tara and Bobbi, were breast-feeding their kids. Bobbi was modest and kept herself covered up while Tara (on her third child and just so Tara) kept saying, "Boobs are flying, sorry if you see it." For the record, either way is fine with me and breast-feeding in public doesn't bother me in the least.
2) For when I become tech-savvy: Pinterest's counterpart called "BoreDumb." It will be marketed as a site to house all things dumb and boring. I don't think it will draw much traffic, because if it starts becoming funny it will defeat the purpose. I like the fact that it is a Catch-22. Where does the phrase Catch-22 come from?
3) Text-back: a feature that allows a pre-set text to do just that to eager communicators who text or call you during a time when you can't respond. A movie, a meeting, the bathroom. Never mind--I think in the time since I've come up with that idea and now people have accepted all of these venues as appropriate places to use a cell phone.
4) A women's golf clothing line: called 'My Fairway Lady.'